"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway
through my fish-burger and I realize, Oh my Goodness....
I could be eating a slow learner."
-- Lynda Montgomery
"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run
from it or fight it is enemies is lunch."
-- Michael Friedman
"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was
the man who invented the meter who made the money."
-- Anonymous
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