Typical Baby Boy

A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he
gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has
just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
pounds, but the cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average
down home, folks... Like I said, my boy's a typical Texas
baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW" were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns
to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father
of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd
be in two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does
he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender
is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."

The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."