Somethings I Like

Soft dreamy kisses
Meltingly tender touches
Frequent neck nibbling
Possessive neck biting
Soft sensual caresses.

Secluded moonlit swims
Rose scented bubble baths
Dancing in the misting rain
Listening to thunderstorms
Snuggled safe on an inviting lap.

Intoxicatingly rich scents
Sliding cold steel blades
Steamy salacious thoughts
Soothingly whispered tones
Claws lightly trailing down.

Sensual textures
Vivid images
Melodious sounds
Decadent treats
Pleasant aromas.

Diaphanous silky dress
Leather encased legs
Velvety smooth skin
Satiny pedicured feet
Glossy sleek fur.

Brilliant sunsets
Dewy sunrises
Magical full moons
Beautiful flowers
Electrifying lightening.

Gentle rain
Crashing waterfall
Whispering wind
Purring kitty cat
Booming thunderstorms.

Dark chocolate
Sweet strawberries
Sparkling wine
Sweet cream
Juicy peaches.

Flowering bouquet
Vanilla aroma
Spicy incense
Sandalwood scent
Fragrant essence.

~ Minxy Kitten ~
May 31, 2005

High On Catnip

*giggles* I Couldn't Help Myself

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on
a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy
says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective
parrot."

"WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and
answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a
highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this. How do you
hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but
since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like
a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak
English, can't you!?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can
converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic:
politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I'm
especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.
I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just
can't afford that."

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth
is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can
probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go
by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of
humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.

The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work
and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over
with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or
not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the
postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in
a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT?!" the guy asks incredulously. "Then what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up
her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the
parrot.

"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and
began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and
slowly going down . . ."

"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT
HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know! I got a hard-on and fell
off my perch!"



A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow said "No".
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

*smiles* I Like This One

You Are My Heart

You are my heart
You are everything to me
You are my sanity at times
You are cool reason flowing through my mind
You keep the flames of my temper banked
You know how to make me smile in any situation
You know how to stop the tears before they fall
You make me believe in myself
You take the pain from the hurt
You showed me that I could be myself
You work hard to convince me of my good points
You refuse to let me be negative about myself
You have the softest touch with me
You have helped restore faith in myself
You are tender and caring when dealing with me
You are my everything.

~ Minxy Kitten ~
May 27, 2005

GEMINI: May 22nd - June 21st

Surrounded by their corresponding color yellow in all of its vibrant hues, the twin Gemini Fairies stand beneath their ruling planet Mercury. With the Geminian symbol tattooed on their arms, one dangles an agate gemstone, while the other holds a bunch of Lily-of-the-valley, both associated with this Zodiac sign. Ferns, another flower linked to Gemini, frame this piece.



Gemini Symbolism
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Element: Air
Symbol: The Twins
Flowers: Lily-of-the-valley, Ferns
Colors: Various Shades of Yellow
Gemstone: Agate
Traits: Versatile, Witty

Got Fairies???

Faith

Drenched in rich blues and teals, the Faith Angel bows
her head in prayer as she holds a white dove in her hand.



She reminds you to have faith...in yourself, and most
importantly, in something even greater than yourself.

Hope

Drenched in rich pastel hues, the Hope Angel bows
in prayer with arms raised gently over her head.



She reminds you to never lose hope...
for brighter days will surely come.

Grace

Drenched in rich purples, the Grace Angel
looks over her shoulder as her long locks
blow in the fragrant winds.



She reminds you that grace truly is a virtue,
especially during difficult times.

Wisdom

Drenched in rich lavenders, the Wisdom Angel holds a
dragonfly in her hand and stands in a bed of lotus flowers.



She reminds you that wisdom is a virtue that is learned,
and that as we grow we gain precious knowledge.

Courage

Drenched in rich reds and greens, the Courage Angel
stands surrounded by rich foliage in bloom.



She reminds you that courage truly is a virtue,
that it gives us strength to persevere.

Peace

Drenched in soft browns and peach, the Peace Angel bows
her head in thought as she clutches a white peace lily.



She reminds you to strive for peace...to learn
to embrace diversity and love one and another.

Love

Drenched in rich burgundy and pink, the Love Angel is
surrounded by deep pink roses and holds a golden heart pendant.



She reminds you of the importance of love...that it truly
is the reason for our existence here on earth.

Joy

Drenched in rich navy blue and teal, the Joy Angel releases
a beautiful yellow butterfly as she smiles gently.



She reminds you to celebrate the joy of life,
for joy truly makes this world a wondrous place.

Smart Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Cat vs. Eagle...

Ummmmmmmm which one is going to win??

Some Laughs

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately
take the words back ....or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge
for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and
walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't
say a word...he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds
of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type
I had been using. After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I
like playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store
that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking
at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if
we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at
your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister never lets me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving
looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she did not start behaving "right now"
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in
the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If
you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that
I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence
was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing & I mustered up the
last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door
closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many
times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems
with potty training and I was on him constantly. One
day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining
room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and
she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked
to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to
go, and he said "No". kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child
has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
" No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an
accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I
asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
and spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their
tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best
laugh they'd ever had!

LAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when
you predict snow but don't get any...a true story...We had
a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did
too they were laughing so hard!

Sleeping Cat?

Combat for Dummies - Actual Advice & Instructions!

Advice and instructions taken from actual military
sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of
humor.

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.
The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher
fire when you least expect it. That would make you
quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over
the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper...once."
--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"When being shot at. Shoot back"
--Irwin Rommel

Teddybear Cloud Formation

Funny Bumper Stickers

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

What's the speed of dark?

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

What's the speed of dark?

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

LMAO!!!

Wiccans Ordered to Not Expose Son to Beliefs

Friday, May 27, 2005
Associated Press

INDIANAPOLIS — A Wiccan activist and his ex-wife are challenging a court's order that they must protect their 9-year-old son from what it calls their "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals."

The Indiana Civil Liberties Union has appealed the stipulation written into the couple's divorce order, saying it is unconstitutionally vague because it does not define mainstream religion.

Thomas Jones, a Wiccan activist who has coordinated Pagan Pride Day in Indianapolis for six years, said he and his ex-wife, Tammy Bristol, were stunned by the order. Neither parent has taken their son to any Wiccan rituals since it was issued, he said.

"We both had an instant resolve to challenge it. We could not accept it," Jones said Thursday. "I'm afraid I'll lose my son if I let him around when I practice my religion."

A court commissioner wrote the unusual order after a routine report by the court's Domestic Relations Counseling Bureau noted that both Jones and his ex-wife are pagans who send their son, Archer, to a Catholic elementary school.

In the order, the parents were "directed to take such steps as are needed to shelter Archer from involvement and observation of these non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals." The judge let the wording stand.

The order has been criticized by various religious and advocacy groups.

Barry Lynn, executive director of the Washington, D.C.-based Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said judges cannot substitute their religious judgment for that of parents in regard to the upbringing of children. "This is an absurd result, because in the eyes of the law being a pagan should be no different from being a Presbyterian," he said.

Wiccans contend their religion is becoming more mainstream. The parents' appeal says there were about 1 million pagans worldwide in 2002, more than the numbers who practice Sikhism, Taoism and other established religions in the United States.

Wiccans consider themselves witches, pagans or neo-pagans, and say their religion is based on respect for the earth, nature and the cycle of the seasons.

"There continues to be misunderstanding and prejudice and discrimination, not only against Wicca but against any religion that is not centered on monotheism," said the Rev. Elena Fox, high priestess and senior minister of Circle Sanctuary (http://www.circlesanctuary.org/), a Wiccan church and pagan resource center near Madison, Wis.

The head of a conservative Christian group also sided with the Wiccans.

"The parents have the right to raise their child in that faith, just as I have the right to raise my child in the Christian faith," said Micah Clark, executive director of the American Family Association of Indiana (http://www.afain.net/).

Magic Happens

Post Op Report

*grins* I haven't been around much lately because I had surgery on May 12th and for the past couple of weeks I have been working on recovering - namely sleeping and taking it easy (without trying to push myself into over doing it). The wound is healing nicely. My doctors are happy with my progress.

I am surrounded by love. I wonder if everyone is as lucky as I am to have such a wonderful network of friends and family. I just want to say Thank You to my treasured friends and let them know how much they mean to me.

Restful Dreams

Amber sunset
Powerful healing light
Decadent chocolate
Goddess moon
Sun-ripened strawberries
Melting pieces
Gorgeous gardens
Dazzling sights
Warm embrace
Orgasmic chocolate
Inky Black skies
Rose scented filled air
Diamond twinkling stars
Falling stars dancing through the sky
Lush gardens
Sweet juicy fruit
Searing kisses
Serene sunrise
Crystal clear pool
Yummy picnic
Creamy dark chocolate
Southern accented moans
Snuggled safe
Warm balmy air
Champagne sweetened kisses
Refreshing cool water
Relaxing soft tones
Southern belle
Mysterious yankee
Flowing waterfalls
Unique flowers
Restful dreams.

~ Minxy Kitten ~
May 24, 2005

This Side Of Me

I want to move in time with you
I want to breathe in rhyme with you
I want to feel the deepest kiss
And I want to know you feel like this
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me

I want to feel your hand in mine
And I want to feel that rush in my spine
And I want to wear the scent of you
And do all the things you want me to
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me
I feel the danger, the separation
I want to take your invitation
This separation it's all around
I need this side of me
I want to move in time with you
I want to breathe in rhyme with you
I want to stitch my clothes in sin
And in the dark
I want to find that door and go within
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me

Lyrics by Savage Garden

You Melt Me

You make my heart melt
The simplest things you do
You pamper me without prompting
At times feeling like it is undeserved
You simply state "I adore you"
Letting those words say it all
You make me feel like a cherished princess
No one has ever made me feel that way
It’s a new feeling
At times foreign and difficult to understand
You are the light at the end of a darkened tunnel
You are the safe haven that I needed
You make me feel loved for every facet that shows up
Each blossoming under your loving touch
Feeling the love and growing
Ever-changing.

~ Minxy Kitten ~
May 8, 2005

You've Got A Way

You've got a way with me
Somehow you got me to believe
In everything that I could be
I've gotta say -- you really got a way
You've got a way it seems
You gave me faith to find my dreams
You'll never know just what that means
Can't you see... you got a way with me

Chorus: It's in the way you want me
It's in the way you hold me
The way you show me just what love's made of
It's in the way we make love

You've got a way with words
You get me smiling even when it hurts
There's no way to measure what your love is worth
I can't believe the way you get through to me

Chorus: It's in the way you want me
It's in the way you hold me
The way you show me just what love's made of
It's in the way we make love

Bridge: Oh, how I adore you
Like no one before you
I love you just the way you are

Chorus: It's in the way you want me
It's in the way you hold me
The way you show me just what love's made of
It's in the way we make love

It's just the way you are

Lyrics by: Shania Twain/Mutt Lange

How To Give A Cat A Pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm
as if holding a baby. Position right hand thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks
while holding pill in hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill
into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in right arm (To avoid wound on left arm)
and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in best arm,
holding rear paws tightly with hand. Force jaws open and
push pill to back of mouth with forefinger. Hold mouth
shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of
wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees,
hold front, and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by
cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while
forcing wooden ruler into mouth Drop pill; put down ruler
and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from
foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains.
Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth
and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with
head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow through straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink
one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm
and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open
another beer. Place cat on cupboard, and close door onto neck,
to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon.
Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back
on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. pour shot,
drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for
tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect.
Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one
from bedroom.

12) Call fire department to retrieve the---cat from tree across
the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while
swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13) Tie the little @#*$%&'s front paws to rear paws with
garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find
heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth
followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it.
Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat
to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to
the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers
and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call
furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for SPCA to collect the "cat from hell" and call
local pet shot to see if they have any guinea pigs available.

How To Give A Dog A Pill
1) Wrap it in bacon. Drop on the floor.

Frickin' Trouble

A Snapshot Of A Typical Conversation...

LOL this was so funny, the conversation that is. I ran across this and thought about posting it and then forgot about it. I'm pretty sure a lot of people would not follow it but it was funny at that moment.

Friendship...

Many people will walk in and out of your life;
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.




The dictionary says: Friend (frend) noun.
1. A person whom one knows, likes and trusts.
2. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; comrade.
3. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group.
4. An acquaintance.

The dictionary makes one small omission though.
It doesn't speak of the years that a friendship
endures, the laughter that fills the air when
friends are together, the support, understanding
and comfort a friend can offer or the anguish you
cannot escape from when a friend is dying.

The dictionary, I'm afraid, cannot begin to define
the word: Friend. So then what is this magic called
Friendship? Is there a magic wand that silently
transforms you and those special people on a journey
into, what sometimes can be a lifelong relationship?

Is it mutual admiration, common interests, the need
to be a friend? Or is it just an enduring tie that
bonds you together, allows you to almost think as one
and gives you one of life’s greatest joys.




Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.




Friendships are precious jewels. Treat them as such.
Enjoy them! Celebrate them! And never take them for granted.




Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.




He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.




Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.




Friends, you and me
You brought another friend
And then there were 3
We started our group
Our circle of friends.




There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.




The possibility of stepping into a higher plane is
quite real for everyone. It requires no force or
effort or sacrifice. It involves little more than
changing our ideas about what is normal.




Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our
wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

New Seat Belt

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below:

Tender Love

Two little sweet ones
So innocent and pure
Cherished and protected
Goodness shining through.

Sisters of the heart
Sharing dreams and thoughts
Sisters of similar minds
Sharing their hearts and love.

Learning from each other
Loving unconditionally
Enjoying their friendship
Comforting each other.

Continually misunderstood
Eccentricities reason for scorn
Jealousy a challenge to overcome
Hiding facets to be accepted.

Caring about others
Goodness deep inside
Pleasure in just being
Love and acceptance.

~ Minxy Kitten ~
May 4, 2005

Sitting Pretty

Spiral Cat

Reminds Me Of Someone Untouchable

Such A Sensual Picture...

now we just need Our pet...Such a Yummy Idea!!!

Growlssssssss

*Grins*

Growls

Chocolate Anyone?

ROFLMAO

*Laughs*

Found these on a webpage somewhere...

*Giggles*

Blade's Blade

A Crackling Fire

mmmmmmmmmmmm