Baptist Minister In East Texas

A hard-shell Baptist Minister from deep within the piney
woods of East Texas decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

So for his sermon he placed four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Baptist Minister reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you
learn from this demonstration?

Little 90 year old Etta Jones, sitting in the back of the
church quickly raised her hand and said; "Preacher, as long
as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Amen...the congregation all agreed!!!