Women Are Like Apples...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the
top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the
good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting
hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait
for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those
who have already been picked.

Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.