Top 15 Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise
Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you
made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people
who practice Yoga?"

7. ""Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
the workaholic!"

2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands."

1. And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping
at your desk: "Amen".