you're eating it too slowly.
• Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
• The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the
store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
• Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take
the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
• A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
• If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
• If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
• If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
• Money talks. Chocolate sings.
• Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
• Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
• If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated.
• Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
~by Author Unknown
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