The Consumption of Alcohol:
May leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
May make you think you are whispering when you are not.
May be a major factor in your dancing like a retard.
May cause you to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
May cause you to think you can sing.
May make you think you can logically converse without spitting.
May create the illusion you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
May lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
May cause you to expose parts of your body that otherwise would only be exposed in the shower
May be a major factor in getting your @ss kicked.
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