Why It's Good To Be A Woman

Why It’s Good To Be A Woman:

· We got off the Titanic first.

· We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses

· Taxis stop for us.

· We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

· No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

· We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

· If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

· We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

· We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

· We have the ability to dress ourselves.

· We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

· If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

· We will never regret piercing our ears.

· There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

· We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.