* You can GET chocolate.
* "If you love me, you'll swallow that"
has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
* Two People of the same sex can have
chocolate without being called nasty names.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
* If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
* You can have chocolate any time of the month.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate
without getting your face slapped.
* You can as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
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