A man walked into a department store and went to the women's department on an errand for his wife. He told the sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the sales lady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Baptist Bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the sales lady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the Masses.
The Salvation Army lifts up the Fallen.
Presbyterian type keeps them Staunch and Upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?" She replied, "They make mountains out of mole-hills."
No comments:
Post a Comment