Girlfriends

Never break a date with a girlfriend
to go out with a man

Girls really do wanna have fun




Friendship means never having to say
"you've gained a few pounds"

Diamonds are a girls best friend




Lend your hand, your ear, your boyfriend
but never lend your Gucci Purse

He really wasn't good enough for you anyway




'PMS' stands for "Pretty Major Stress"

You're perfect just the weight you are




Whoever dies with the most shoes, wins

There are no calories in brownies and pizza
when you're depressed




You don't have to shave your legs
when you stay at a girlfriend's

~ Author Unknown ~