The 12 Days of Christmas 2 Points of View

On the twelfth day of Christmas my kitten gave to me...


12 minutes purring


11 broken knick-knacks


10 well-chewed ribbons


9 furry hairballs


8 midnight frolics


7 soggy cat toys


6 piles of cat poop


five ... headless ... mice


4 shredded chairs


3 feathers


2 vet bills


and a toppled over Christmas tree


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On the twelfth day of Christmas my Mistress gave to me...


12 cans of tuna


11 furry cat toys


10 shiny ribbons


9 cat dancers


8 bowls of cream


7 goldfish swimming


6 litter boxes


five ... catnip ... mice


4 scratching posts


3 cat treats


2 cozy beds


and a deluxe model new cat tree