Nine Words Women Use...

1.  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
 
2.  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just        been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
 
3.  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
 
4.  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5.  Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6.  That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7.  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome.  (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


8.  Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU!


9.  Don't worry about it, I've got it:  Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


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