Why Chocolate is better than SEX!!!

* You can GET chocolate.

* "If you love me, you'll swallow that"
has real meaning with chocolate.

* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

* Two People of the same sex can have
chocolate without being called nasty names.

* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

* If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.

* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

* You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

* You can have chocolate any time of the month.

* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

* When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.

* You can ask a stranger for chocolate
without getting your face slapped.

* You can as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

* Good chocolate is easy to find.

* With chocolate, size doesn't matter.