Some of the Best Things About DID

Your wardrobe provides a multiple choice.

You can take 30 people to the movies, amusement park,
etc. for the price of one.

The contents of your refrigerator are always a surprise to you.

Packing for an overnight trip somewhere a couple of hours away
provides a lot more adventure than most people get backpacking
in the Himalayas.

If someone gives you a CD for a present, you can be fairly sure
that at least one of you will like it.

You can clean out your closet, and find toys that are new to you.

If you don’t know the answer, somebody else probably does.

You always have more than one significant, concerned other.

You can be in two places at the same time.

You’re never alone.

You can always send somebody else to the dentist for the
root canal.

You're always using the "buddy" system, even when swimming alone.

Even when you don't feel like working out, somebody else in
there probably does.

You never have to take responsibility for passing gas. You can
always blame it on one of the others.

For Actors, DID is not a disability, it is a job requirement.